What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

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What did the black man get on his SAT's?

BBQ sause.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What would batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.