What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.