Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"
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Coffee Mug
Battered shrimp.
Punch
An increase in battery cases.
12:34!
Mortal Kombat Ex
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Britney Spears
He wanted 2 hit singles
I'd hit it
I hit that.
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The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
White and gold.
A Black and Decker
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Sockher
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Because there's no karma involved.
The lonely one dated igneous rocks!
Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.
They need space.
Rihanna.
They both went up in flames.
Red
Zikachu.
They both were recently ironed.
They both turn "o" into "O".