Chris Brown Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Battered shrimp.

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You skip the punchline.

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They both went up in flames.

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To teach their kids how to walk.