Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Battered shrimp.
Punch
An increase in battery cases.
12:34!
Mortal Kombat Ex
Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life
Britney Spears
He wanted 2 hit singles
I'd hit it
I hit that.
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The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
White and gold.
A Black and Decker
Punch!
Sockher
Because in charge Yoda was.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
They need space.
PEEr pressure!
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
They're snowed-en!
The safety.
An Edison
They both went up in flames.
They're both battered.
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
They love to watch mistakes being made.
Liquor
No, wait.