Chris Brown Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Increase Jokes More Increase Jokes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.