Chris Brown Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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Sockher

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Sockher!

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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

mozzarella-ella-ella

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!