Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.