Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.