Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.