Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.