Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles