Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.