Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.