Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.