Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.