Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.