What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

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Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.