Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight