Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!