How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."