How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.