How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer