How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.