How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.