Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.