Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.