Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo