Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes