Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What do the french call 4/20?

80

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".