Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.