Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.