Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes