What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.