What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.