What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.