What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.