What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.