What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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A ditch.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.