One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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a PAW-se
It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
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They both have PAWS
A: A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
I'm paw !
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Because they literally can't even.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
Cut off their lips
Yours.
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Because he kept on dropping beets.
He drops the base!
An x-man.
Because Y so serious
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Stark naked.
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Donald Trunk.