One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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a PAW-se
It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
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They both have PAWS
A: A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
I'm paw !
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
A X-pert
For smoking in bed.
It's smoking a cigarette.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
Because it ends with A-men
Semtex.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
March Fourth
Schwinning!
Not being retarded.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
