One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
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Coffee Mug
a PAW-se
It was on paws
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
They can't stop licking their paws.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
To see who shot his "paw."
They're all paws.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
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They both have PAWS
A: A paws!
He paws-ed it!
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
I'm paw !
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Me. Ow.
Real graphs have curves.
The milky way!
You take away its credit card
Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
My car can make it to 50.
One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.
Wee paws for station identification.
Because they are lazy and have small hands!
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
The bear minimum
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
When it is intercepted by a plane.
