Because they can't make a fist.
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Because they can.
He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Likud.
You put it back in the crib.
Lick his Comatoes
You can lick a plate dry
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
They can't stop licking their paws.
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Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Dog:
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does."
A: Darn!
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
They're disposable
A man outstanding in his field.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Full speed ahead
One life
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Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.
She choked.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".