Because they can't make a fist.
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Because they can.
He heard it was finger licking good.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Likud.
You put it back in the crib.
Lick his Comatoes
You can lick a plate dry
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
They can't stop licking their paws.
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Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Dog:
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
It's finger licking good.
Nothing. It just shuts up.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
Just flush it like everybody else does."
They can wear casual clothes to work
The Illuminaughty.
Karma, Whores.
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Coming unscrewed
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
One's a cunning runt.....
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
Thanks for the handy cap.
You stay here, I'll go on a head
If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
