How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.