How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent