How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent