How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Policy Jokes More Policy Jokes

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.