How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Tootsie Pop Jokes More Tootsie Pop Jokes

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke