How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.