How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.