How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.