How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.