How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff