Where's my tractor?
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With a culator
E.I. G.I Joe.
With shear willpower
because he was out-standing in his field
He tractor down
Their horns don't work.
A farmer
He's out standing in his field
Because he was outstanding in his field.
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
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He wanted to feed his nightmares.
He Tractor.
He got lost in the maize.
They turnip the beets!
This is a bomb in a bull.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Where is my tractor?
Time to try the udder one."
Why are you picking on me?
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
A man who is outstanding in his field.
Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Let's get dirty.
Turnip for what
You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
Outstanding in his field
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Plow Me!
They are out standing in their field.
the Steaks are high."
Coop d'etah
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
An overall statement.
In the foliage.
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Tractor beams.
He used cowculus!
Herder
Stop fallowing me!
I herd.
That's not my stile.
Because he is always pulling on his ears.
A: They pull corn by the ears.
The farmers milk them dry.
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
They trod on his corn.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
It plays a big tractor.
Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
Because someone had trodden on his corn !
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
He wanted rich milk!
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Paul stop monkeying around!
In a mooving van!
Because he's too tall for a milk shower.
A farmer shucks between fits.
He mooved
I'd like to buy an owl
Because their stalks are always growing.
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
Because the farmer had cold hands
Because it's covered with horsehide!
The plot.
Because he dosen't have a plot.
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
Because he picks his ears!
Hog and kisses!
A: He wanted rich milk.
You take me for grunted.
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
with a cowculator.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
It didn't matter, they were all ears
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Corny jokes.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Because they lactose.
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
A jolly rancher.
Hay!"
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Moo Mitch, get out the hay
Because he was always out standing in his field.
You get to grow old together.
Where is my shovel
My ears are burning!"
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
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The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Ereptile dysfunction.
Tailor Swift
It's sew sew
Ewe haul.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."
