What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher