What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake