What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude