What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling