What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife