What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.