They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
the Steaks are high."
Skin color.
They'll tell you.
Romans.
He usually flies twice as high.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
No depth perception.
