Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Depth perception