Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.