Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.