How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band