How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band