How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans