How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)