How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.