How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble