Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.