Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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It's not hard

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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A good vacuum cleaner !