Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.