Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.