Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why aren't midgets attention whores?

Cause they know they're important.

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.