Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."