Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear