Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license