What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"