What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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They will tell you.

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She went to the battered women's shelter

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Pre-nup brittle.

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Karma-vore

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Back Slash!

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.