What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.