What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.