What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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I forgot to wet the soap.

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Wife: Your sense of humor.

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He wasn't single.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Prostate

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.