A widow
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Do they not know what a nap is
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Shredded cheese.
Terror wrists.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Your spinning me a yarn here !
A widow.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"