What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.