A widow
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
No, Woman, no pie."
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
A log n truck.
A: The handsome the caring and the majority.
The same thing he told her the first time!
Her husband had a holloween-ie.
A widow.
