Because they finish each other's sentences
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
The husband.
It had a short circuit.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
He fingered a minor
Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
It is put in imPRISMment!
It would only admit one.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
They are both santa clauses.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
