Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.