Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!