Because they finish each other's sentences
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
Races 'em.
Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Cell Phones.
It is put in imPRISMment!
Commit sushi
It was taken into custardy.
A balaclava.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Because they're bad conductors.