Because they finish each other's sentences
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Kate's back.
Because he was driving her buggy.
The husband.
Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
Because they were in treble.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
Currant Affairs
This calls for Jurastic changes
He was mugged.
Parole.
Women should be first.