Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.