Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.