Because they can't see.
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Abortion
Because he who did the rhyme did the crime
Let Meowt!!!!"
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They were in ca .
By having an abortion
You call an investigator
Special branch.
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A black man who committed a crime.
She gets an abortion.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
Prism
Web Development.
because he had Loco-Motive.
It was taken into custardy.
A balaclava.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Miscarriage of Justice
Partner in crime.
With burger alarms!
This calls for Jurastic changes
Because she's Lucy Lawless
Miami mice !
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
It would only admit one.
He was mugged.
Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
At the moment this joke.
Because it had good connections!
Crime
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
So he could organize his crime
A prism.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Treeson
It is put in imPRISMment!
It was wrong on so many levels.
a crime fighter.
A crime fighter.
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
Snow white's hymen
Racism has many faces.
Turn off all the lights.
A rooster!
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
They both hang out at the Space Bar.
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