How does a black woman stop crime?

She gets an abortion.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

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