How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.