How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow