How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!