How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.