What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY