What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...