What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...