Corny Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.