What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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He tractor!

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...