What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)