What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Voodoo like to dance with me '

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He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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I love your Boo-ty

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Envelope.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)