What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.