What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation