What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation