What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Because the lime was engaged.

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He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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A fur-nace

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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A: Your ghostliness.

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I don't know, just some dude.

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Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.