What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation