What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.