What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Address Jokes More Address Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What does a house wear?

Address!

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation