What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation?

Irrelelephant.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation