What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.