What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Mail Truck Jokes More Mail Truck Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation