How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan