How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan