How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird