How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.