What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.