What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart