What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away