How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.