How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke