How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !