What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A: A superior being.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.