South Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.