What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.