How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.