How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.