How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.