Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
WITNESS ME!"
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
You let it sink in.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
They don't like any witnesses.
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one one appreciates good head
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
A crusty asian
He was shot in the face.
w' jammin it
Cause it's always Jammin'
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
New Jersey had first choice.
Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"
Too many thank-you notes.
Out of bounce.
It wouldn't stand up in court
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
They tell you.
