Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
Peaking duck!
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
Chinko De Mayo
Its his name.
All are equally oxymoronic.
Lmao Zedong
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
lay floss over their eyes
BAO BAO BAO BAO
Dind Dong
Cha Ching
Trigger.
Thai-Won Shu.
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
wo ai ni
Wai Tu Yung
Mr. Do Ping
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
A wok on.
Racism has many faces...
Two Wongs don't make a white
The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.
Nanking Donuts
Oven mitts.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Hola.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
A clementine
After the last dog they just ate.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Hau Ling.
racism has many faces
Use the fork, Luke.
Racism has many faces.
A Chu Chu train
May I have Eurasian plate?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
A Woky Talky
The 4/10 cookie
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Make it Tso's Number One."
How, are you?
It's because two Wongs don't make a white.
a 2nd born.
Press pray.
Cha-chink!
They throw silverware on the ground!
Phil Ming
Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.
888 MSG
Eh... It's tso-tso.
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
They all have chinks in their armor.
Food.
Because two Wongs can't make a white.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
Starving.
Because it was too froggy outside.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Pilot season
Don't Stop Bereavin'
Kind Ling
Ping Pong
Just China be funny.
Bing fwong dong 9/11
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Ask him to take wok.
A wok.
A pilot you racist!
Gooks of Hazard
There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.
Infant children.
Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day
Chopsticks
Hee Lan To
Because there's nothing wong with it.
The Hanbook
Your Ti"ming"!
It'll dim sum
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Goo goo gai pan!
Yellow labs
Rice.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
I'm only Peking.
Cha-Ching
Ricesis
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.
I find your lack of steak disturbing."
A vegetarian.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
The Drummer
because he had two Drumsticks.
Halo."
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
Two chickens and a goat.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
