What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Halo Jokes More Halo Jokes

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Wing Wing Jokes More Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?