What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?