What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Halo Jokes More Halo Jokes

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

Wing Wing Jokes More Wing Wing Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?