What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?