What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?