What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Bluebird Jokes More Bluebird Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.