What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Bluebird Jokes More Bluebird Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.