What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Bluebird Jokes More Bluebird Jokes

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.