What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.