Wing it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Paste unoriginal joke here)
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
A dead bird.
Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!
There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.
Fly Curious.
Linda McCartney
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
Holes mostly..."
A dead bird
They just wing it.
England's return flight.
Roast turkey !
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Two chickens and a goat.
A birthday pheasant!
Because it's down to earth.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
A walk.
By remixing it.
You use a pumpkin patch.
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
We throw away the rappers.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Because black people make "Wong" decisions!
Christina Ricci.
The Bible
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Bernie Sanders
Because chicken came to his side.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.