What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.