What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird