What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

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What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.